One day, Kanye West walked into a hospital. Kanye looked upon a small child dying of a terminal illness, and he shed a single tear of mourning.
And lo, at that moment, the child was revitalized! She sat up in her bed, and found her body to be full of strength again! She gave many thanks to Kanye, and took his hand and led him to every room in the hospital.
And so Kanye visited every patient, and shed his tears, and so every patient was cured of their ills: the dying were given life, the paralyzed could walk, the comatose awoke, broken bones were reset, and damaged minds were restored.
When all was said and done, the administrator of the hospital thanked Kanye many times, and said, “God bless you, Kanye.”
And Kanye said, “No. I shall bless God.”
