Kanye West knows that Taylor is a nice girl and he knows that people like her. He always knows something else. He knows that there is a time that is fast approaching when everyone will begin to hate this poor girl. He knows that there is only one way to protect her from that pain, and he knows that Kanye is the only one brave enough to do it. So he watches her and keeps a close eye on her and plots, trying to find the right time to strike. Then the VMAs approach and right as Taylor’s name is called, Kanye knows what he must do. He approaches the stage and rips the microphone from her grasp and says, “Yo. Yo, Taylor. I’m really happy for you. And imma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time.” Taylor stares in silence, unsure of what to do, but Kanye shrugs in silence and goes back to his seat, knowing he just prolonged her career about two years. So he’ll take the hate and names, because he did what was right and necessary. He is….
Kanye.
